Honest Infernal Devices Titles
The Internal Distress:
Clockwork Angel: Clockwork Agony.
Clockwork Prince: Clockwork Pain.
Clockwork Princess: Clockwork Punch in the heart and feels all over the place omfg help me god this is torture accio tissues and chocolate fuck im dead forever
MTV Movie Awards 2014
Movie of the year: City of Bones
Best Hero: Robert Sheehan
Best Kiss: Lily Collins and Jamie Campbell Bower
Best Female Performance: Lily Collins
Best Male Performance: Jamie Campbell Bower
Best Fight: Jamie Campbell Bower and Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Best Villain: Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Best Cast: Lily Collins, Jamie Campbell Bower, Robert Shehan, Kevin Zegers, Jamima West and Godfrey Gao
Breakthrough Performance: Godfrey Gao
Best Shirtless Performance: Jamie Campbell Bower
Best Pantsless Performance: Godfrey Gao
Best WTF-Moment: “Have a little Faith.”
Best Fandom: The TMI-Fandom
Twilight vs Clockwork Princess
Edward: She's mine!
Jacob: She's mine!
Will: You take her!
Jem: No you take her!
Shadowhunter's guide to 'wooing' a girl
Herondale's: Make the girl become incredibly attracted to you. Then break her down by becoming her brother, or revealing you had a fake curse. Perhaps make her feel like shit for a while because you feel crap yourself. But all the while confusing her by having random hot make out sessions. When you find out that you're not siblings or that there is no curse, make things awkward again by becoming a servant to the girls real evil brother. Or by not avoiding the girl because she is getting married to your bestfriend. During all this the girl's love for you should only increase. Eventually everything will turn out just fine. You know, after suffering a ridiculous amount.
Lightwoods: Either order scones and hide them under your bed where they'll rot and stink up your room just to see the girl. To make the situation more awkward sate that the two of you will be married before she even knows. So you better quickly confess your feelings in a huge declaration of love. Or you could be sassy and state that the girls knife skills are a five, she will then proceed to go all sassy on your mouth and your sass filled relationship will be born.
Morgenstern: Either kidnap your x-wife and put her in a coma and try and kill her daughter a few times. Not to mention try and take over the world. Or be the evil big brother and try and rape your sister and steal her boyfriend. And also try and burn the world down. Girls like bad boys.
Carstairs: Propose to her. Girls like that.
That awkward moment when you find out the guy you...
likechildreninafairytale: fuckyeahmortalinstruments: I find it really awkward that there definitely aren’t 800+ people in this fandom on tumblr, yet this has that many notes, leading me to believe that some people have actually had this happen to them..
Thoughts and prayers to everyone at the Boston...
How to identify a Herondale boy in sight
No. #1: The Herondale boys are scared of ducks.
No. #2: The Herondale boys have this mysterious aura, surrounding them which makes them... desirable.
No. #3: They have a certain fetish for things like books, knifes, and languages.
No. #4: They have this uncanny ability to have a forbidden romance with girls that have magical powers that they can't explain; meaning that they have higher standards than most.
No. #5: They have this egoistical personality towards their friends and family.
No. #6: They are more likely to kill themselves in battle than most Shadowhunters do.
No. #7: They have this secret that they are not willing to tell.
No. #8: They are fictional.
No. #9: They are hot as hell.
TID Movie News: Stephanie Sanditz penning... →
graceleigh1997: YESSS AHHHH!!!😍😍😍
Cassandra Clare: On crying →
cassandraclare: “Hi Miss Clare, Oh gosh! I’m truly thankful to you that you made and shared with us the amazing story of Will and Tessa and Jem. And through those pages we learned to love them as well! I just want to say I’ve been trying so hard, for almost 2 weeks now, not to cry every time I look at tumblr and…
bein' late to the party →
cassandraclare: woo hoo! The theatrical trailer for THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES is up! http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/themortalinstrumentscityofbones/ Click on the link to watch the extended trailer(:
There are long pauses between takes during which Kevin and Jamie have a contest...– can we just BOYS (via linetteherondale)
A list of top 100 baby names for boys.
gracierose123: This was too big a coincidence for me!!!
Cassandra Clare: Ave Atque Vale Infernal Devices —... →
cassandraclare: Publisher’s Weekly. Dear Shadowhunters, I wanted to tell you a little story about the Infernal Devices. Back when I first started writing it, a lot of people told me historical fantasy fiction — historical fiction period, except in romance — didn’t sell, no one would read it, my readers…
Friendly Reminder that we have 6 Shadowhunter...
graceleigh1997: the-witchlight-stone: Not including the codex, the circle and the bane chronicles. In total there will be 15 books to the shadowhunter chronicles: City of Bones City of Ashes City of Glass City of Fallen Angels City of Lost Souls City of Heavenly Fire Clockwork Angel Clockwork Prince Clockwork Princess Lady Midnight Prince of Shadows The Queen of Air and Darkness ...
Will Herondale: I've never seen anyone get so excited over books before.
Every Single Shadowhunter Fangirl: Please allow me to introduce myself.
Life is a book, and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read. I would read...– Will Herondale - Clockwork Princess someone please say this to me… (via graceleigh1997)
You remember what else I said to you that day in the drawing room,” he said. “I...– Will Herondale, Clockwork Princess, Cassandra Clare (via cryingflying)